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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 57 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

Couldn't he just take all the billionaires and fly them into the sun or smth? I don't know if that alone would fix things, but it's a start. Also literally no downsides.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 37 points 16 hours ago

His nemesis is literally a billionaire and he never managed to get rid of him.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

That's why he's constantly fighting ~~Jeff bezos~~ Lex Luther l.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Ah yes, In. Public he "Fights" the rich but in the Dark he is awfully chummy with a rich furry.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We got American Superman. We got Soviet Superman. We need Anarchist Superman.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Captain planet gets close to that

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Don Cheadle's Captain Planet, you mean.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

If only Superman were a utilitarian. I'd like to read that ratfic.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I bet you if he just lightly beat up one billionaire a day that the problem would sort itself out pretty quickly.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 7 points 17 hours ago

Imagine being the last billionaire but no one wants to take your money rofffffllll

[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Like bully locker shoving type. It's not like anyone could really stop superman. You could be in the middle of a board meeting, and he just comes in the window and starts pushing you to the ground until you stop trying to get up.