A_Union_of_Kobolds

Lemme just double check my home on that site with nuclear blast radius projections, I think I'm okay...

I maintain all prison labor is slavery.

That's what pretty much all prison labor is. They coerce you with "Good Time" and something to do.

It's still slavery, it's not like they have a real choice. Do I rot in my cell or work and maybe get out a year early? Of course I'm gonna work. I'm not getting (really) paid for it, I'm just getting punished less. Sounds a lot like indentured servitude to me, which we all agreed was slavery too.

I'll take it

I've seen this. Isn't it because of prisoner firefighters?

Fucking wild

The right answer is "a nearby commune full of trustworthy people with skills"

While true, I don't see Valve selling out to Microsoft.

I cropped out the useless commentary

Where King Gizzard?

Oh my god, it's the six-fingered man! Someone get Inigo Montoya into low Earth orbit right now!

The difference is, they choose the balaclava.

They could at least set up a kid corral somewhere, let the little shots wear themselves out.