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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Difference being that you generally throw away a newspaper, whereas the surface of your smart phone is almost certainly the object that most people spend the most or second most time touching during a day, they rarely wash it, and they also carry it with them everywhere.

It is astoundingly unhygenic to use a phone on the shitter.

Oh, you washed your hands afterwards?

... Did you wash the phone screen?

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.

I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.

Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

It is that bad, because most people do not continue to finger their assholes when they're not in the bathroom.

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Touch butt. Touch phone.

Only clean hands?

Touch phone again, you're touching your butt again.

Touch face after touching phone?

You have stuck your finger in your butt and then directly in to your face.

Put phone in pocket?

Yeah, now your pocket has your butt in it.

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Bacteria adhere to and will keep growing on a phone.

Just think of how clean rules work for a surgeon doing prep.

Now, the danger is not as extreme as contamination isn't going under the skin... but you are consistently touching a dirty, potentislly infectious surface all the time, and then touching everything else.

https://time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/

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I cannot believe I need to explain this, but unless you have shit all over your shirt and pants, you do not need to wash them every time you poop.

If you have shitstains on your underwear, yes, you do need to wash them, and generally speaking, you should be changing your underwear more often than other articles of clothing... though if you sweat a lot from your arm pits, change your shirts or under shirts often as well.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Do you use both hands when you shit? I don’t.

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