EffortlessEffluvium

joined 1 year ago
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

No man! It was a succubus!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is always something there to remind me

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You do know that you need the other party’s voters to jump ship to win the election, right?

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
  • Solomon
  • Hercules
  • Atlas
  • Zeus
  • Achilles
  • Mercury

With that power, how can it not??

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Ewwww! They peg him too?!?

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still prefer the convenience of my Close’N’Play

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

The bite is in your wallet…

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Only the syntactic kind

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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