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No happy answers (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want to stress that a paladin also has a body count, and refuses to tell us which kind of body count that is.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The number of people you lay (on hands) with.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Just gonna say it: paladins have the most perverse class features. Lay on hands, aura of courage, immunity to disease... "Give me a Con save against STI." "Don't worry, I brought (aura of) protection!"