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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)
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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 215 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Go fork yourself.

[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] frezik@midwest.social 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

break yo mommas back

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Will Riker enters the chat.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Could be a trusty rump bone

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not without an e-note

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I'm not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Let fox news explain shirtballs.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja