this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago

There's different levels:

  1. Shutdown at UEFI splash
  2. Long press power button
  3. Unplug PC
  4. Turn off PSU
  5. Turn off extension cord
  6. Turn off room's breaker
  7. Turn off main breaker
  8. Cut off the power lines
  9. Shutdown the power plant
  10. Declare war on any community using electricity
  11. Declare war on thunder clouds
  12. Destroy everything with electrons (total annihilation of the world)