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Anon predicts the future (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 30 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

This has already happened, many years ago. I know this because everyone but me is actually a highly sophisticated robot that resembles a member of my species. I'm onto you.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

This is the bad place and everyone is a tortue demon. The worst version of The Truman Show.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 13 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I had a theory that I'm the only conscient being in the world, and that everyone is some sort of a robot.

I couldn't share it with anyone, because obviously no one was real but me.

[–] insomniac@sh.itjust.works 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

He figured it out. Time to shut it down.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Jason figured it out? Man, this is a low one.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Finally. This iteration was starting to become weird anyway.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 7 points 20 hours ago

you can't trick me machine. You can't convince me I am the robot and you are the conscious. it can't be possible.