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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's the problem with all these rich, weak, and narcissistic men in powerful positions that are currently dismantling everything. They are all using each other for their own goals. Fortunately for them they all have similar goals in mind for now. If Dear Leader kicks the bucket due to health issues, which is very likely, it's gonna be an absolute shit show while they all scramble to take all the power for themselves. There's no way in hell they all agree with the couch fucker taking the office next.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

If Dear Leader kicks the bucket due to health issues, which is very likely...

This is what we said after 2020, and here we are.

I know the reaper will show up for him someday. I was hoping he'd keel over at the parade today, but so far I've heard nothing along those lines.

But Billy Joel seems to be right: Only the good die young.

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