Translation from goolge translate:
Today I read that Mr 80 million is complaining because yesterday he received less than great treatment from the defenders of San Marino. Well dear, probably in football like today where physical contact has disappeared you can allow yourself to make fun of us little opponents with ugly and repeated gestures or to simulate at every opportunity hoping for the VAR for a penalty. I would have liked to see you 15 years ago when only real men played football! You were a disappointment Hoejlund, good luck.
If I was Højlund I would respond with: "Thanks man, see you in CL!"
”Suck me from the back“ might be good
United is in 3rd place in their group and in the middle of the PL table, could backfire spectacularly
“I’ll call you if my toilet’s leaking”