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[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 64 points 10 months ago (7 children)

If high speed rail becomes popular, all that stands between the current freedom and ID-required tickets and fingering by agents is one terrorist attack, staged or not.

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 72 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What are you going to do with a hijacked train? The moment you hijack it they’ll just shutdown power. Hostages? Good luck there are like 30 carts on the train all of which have window break tools and emergency door open tools.

Look at Germany or France. High speed trains are everywhere and there is no ID requirement beyond maybe a ticket check if you’re unlucky.

[–] remon@ani.social 15 points 10 months ago

What are you going to do with a hijacked train? The moment you hijack it they’ll just shutdown power. Hostages? Good luck there are like 30 carts on the train all of which have window break tools and emergency door open tools.

It has been done before ...

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only for Eurostar and some other international trains you get some checks when boarding, especially since Brexit.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's barely any checks they basically glance at your passport and go, yep you have a passport, you can pass.

Presumably if there was an arrest warrant out for you there's a chance they might do something, but then again they are French so you'd have to catch them at a good time.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

Yes indeed if you want to be safe book a train that leaves between 12:00 and 14:00 that's when they're at the bistrot for lunch.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Somebody didn't watch Christophe Lambert's The Hunted...

[–] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Was that the one with the Apple Newton sending a fax?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean there's already been terrorist attacks on trains but nobody really cares because it's a train.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shhh! It's an american, he can't comprehend high speed trains.

They are already wildly popular in diverse regions in europe btw.

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who, me? The furthest west I've been was Wales.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Sorry, I thought someone who didn't know speedtrains aren't already wildly popular, and has already been targeted by terrorists must be american. Take that as you like 😉

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 10 months ago

one terrorist attack

Had one in 2004, didn't result in security theater (though its mishandling did almost certainly result in the ruling party losing the election).

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

We don't even have that stuff on flights here (at least within Schengen). On my last 4 flights I had to show my ID once and the security check is just standing in the scanner thing for a second.

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

I never had actual cavity search but it varies within Shengen. Germany is the least pleasant, always some problem. Last time they insisted on searching a preschooler.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure they'd finger you if you asked nicely, and have showered recently.

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope they don't find any lump

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Are you sure? There's at least one lump I hope they find, but it's kind of deep up in there.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Has to harm billionaire asset to matter. Killing the rest of us is a game billionaires already enjoy and would applaud the Panem twist of a visiting team

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

in china there are similar security checks for high speed rail