Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.
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buys chocolate ice-cream
looks inside
chocolate
surprised maga Pikachu
Kind of a crazy assumption on your part that the dude who just finished saying he hates chocolate is buying chocolate ice cream. Like... how the fuck did you get to that conclusion?
No dude. I buy vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream that has peanuts on top and is in a cone. No chocolate except for the random plug of chocolate. I'm sorry. It's totally on me for assuming that the logical leap between "Hate chocolate" and "not buying chocolate ice cream" was such an easy one. I will take greater care in future.
this is the box that ice cream comes in
There are tons of similar products, and every one I've seen has chocolate on the top, including this one (oreos are chocolate).
The inside of the cone is coated in chocolate to prevent it from getting soggy from all the melted icecream. It tends to pool at the bottom because that's how gravity works.
There is no "random" plug of chocolate. It's an inherent function of the product. No matter what the flavour of icecream is, the cone itself is inherently a chocolate product.
So yes, you are, in fact, knowingly purchasing chocolate products, as evidenced by the fact that you're currently complaining about all the chocolate in these cones that you keep purchasing. If you hate chocolate that much, then maybe just don't buy it?
This is entirely a problem of your own making. And people are correct in pointing out that your responses have been nothing but toxic.
If Cornetto is the best vanilla ice cream you can get, you might have a point. But both you and me know that's not the case!
I'm definitely team chocolate here but now I'm really curious. What else could be used to plug the cone instead of chocolate but still taste good with vanilla ice cream? Has any other company tried something other than chocolate?
Nougat, maybe?
Caramel?
Fudge?
Mac & cheese?
Ham?
Pesto?
Sun-dried tomato?
Fresh clove of garlic?
A floppy of the original Prince of Persia game?
Also chocolate.
Chocolate fudge exists, yes, but that's far from the only flavor..
It's the only flavor that matters. 😉
Nah, caramel fudge and liquorice fudge are pretty rad too 😁
Fucking cream with berry liqueur flavors are always on top.
Never tried those but DAMN they sound good! 🤤