Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.
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I hate chocolate. I don't want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.
Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own...
I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That's it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.
Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.
Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I'm not trolling, y'all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y'all are trolling or you're living on such a distant plane of reality that you're inventing shit that I've done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.
Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.
Maybe don't buy the ice cream that's coated with fuckin chocolate?
I DON'T.
I legitimately do not fucking understand how all of you went "Oh. He hates chocolate. He is clearly buying chocolate ice cream!" Like how the fuck did you get there?
You bought ice cream that comes in the cones that are coated in chocolate. They aren't keeping it a secret from you.