baggins

I may be speaking from experience. I only pour grease into cans and foil now.

Don't pour hot grease in a glass jar or it'll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.

Floppy disk.

Cookie

Was this Zuck's idea?

Apply butthole directly to the face

-2 points for unnecessary use of tarball

Ah yes the salt and ammonia brine, how human.

You bought ice cream that comes in the cones that are coated in chocolate. They aren't keeping it a secret from you.

Hold it at the bottom and it gets all melty too 🤤

Maybe don't buy the ice cream that's coated with fuckin chocolate?