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submitted 1 year ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because fathers have Father's Day and mothers have Mother's Day and Labour Day.

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Incorrect. Labour is stored in the balls.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

That makes sense. Especially since we all know that pee is stored in the thighs. That's why our legs shake when we gotta pee bad.