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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 107 points 21 hours ago (15 children)

And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Haha body shaming much funny

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Youd think all the evil would weigh him down even a touch

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe according to tinder. In reality that's pretty damn average.

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Happy 2 weeks, ~~Baby~~ Little1 :)

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