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This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I think the guy he allegedly killed, had a name that started with.... I think it was a d? David? Derek? Dddddouchebag. Douchebag, yeah. I think the person that died was a massive douchebag.

That seems right to me ....

[–] mambabasa@slrpnk.net 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Luigi didn't do it though. He's being set up by the prosecution.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know, I was certainly spending time with him during the alleged attack. He couldn't have done it while sat across from me at that diner, many miles away from where the crime happened.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You're thinking of dinner. A diner is a place that serves food.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Source? It sounds like a conspiracy theory based on nothing

What indicates that would be the case? Who would be the murderer?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was no murderer. He died of natural causes

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

After all, shootings are just a natural part of life.

[–] devAlot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the guy he killed

Allegedly 😉

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Oh right, let me correct my wording.

Thanks.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Did someone light a match? Is he being cremated?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure it was Bob. Or Brad. Billy? Bitchass! Yes it was definitely Bitchass.