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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 180 points 2 days ago (21 children)

cool, but Metallica still sucks for what they did to napster.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This is basically the same thing.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Napster had a standing army? Neat!

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Nah, we were mostly sitting while searching for obscene "weird al" songs

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