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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 54 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (10 children)

the remote guy is the highlight of every nurses day.

he pushes all the buttons

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

I always find it fascinating how the patient says they have NO idea how a remote or a light bulb wound up wedged in their ass

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (6 children)

aside from the obvious taboo and shame part, maybe insurance?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Good point. Hard to code and note for insurance that you had to extract a light bulb from someone's ass. Insurance Company - "We don't cover light bulbs up the ass"....you will have to pay cash.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

but he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already.

they likely need to prove his "it was an accident" claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in the field

Don't worry, we don't all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pubic Service Announcement :

Do not put sharp objects in your Ass

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Don't put any object in your ass that isn't designed specifically to be in there.

If you're into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn't get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

i guess real spaghetti noodles would decompose and exit naturally eventually

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