Mickey7

joined 2 years ago
 
 
 
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Good point. I recently went to see a stand up comedian. And while the rest of the audience was laughing I remained silent. I was focused on what exactly is the meaning of what the comedian was saying.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Interesting that it's designed that way. From the front does it also give the wearer a moose knuckle?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

People that lead miserable empty lives can never grasp that something is just a joke

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

That hot and sticky cream

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn't taste so bad.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

you have to probe it with your tongue

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stopped doing back shots. Most times some would hit the hair and that is forbidden

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I used to waste money on dental floss till I discovered pussy pubic hair. Works better and it's free

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Several of my customers are into threesomes. And a few really enough eating out my injected cream pie

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot to add "for 3 days until I recover"

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