this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
251 points (92.8% liked)

Greentext

6784 readers
1562 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oooh... Now the bottom thing makes more sense. lol

[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I read this and thought "the fuck you mean "done it once"?" Lmao

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

homey wanted a trial run of titties but didn't wanna commit

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago

taking a single dose of E as a treat is called "walking on eggshells"

But still, estrogen is making me hot and sweaty so you were not entirely wrong :D

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

oh thank goodness I'm not going insane 😭