From your source:

Germany

In Germany, religious defamation is covered by Article 166 of the Strafgesetzbuch, the German criminal law. If a deed is capable of disturbing the public peace, defamation is actionable. The article reads as follows:[53]

   § 166 Defamation of religious denominations, religious societies and World view associations  
   (1) Whoever publicly or by dissemination of writings (§ 11 par. 3) defames, in a manner suitable to disturb the public   peace, the substance of the religious or world view conviction of others, shall be fined or imprisoned for up to three years.
   (2) Whoever publicly or by dissemination of writings (§ 11 par. 3) defames, in a manner suitable to disturb the public   peace, a church existing in Germany or other religious society or world view association, or their institutions or customs, shall be punished likewise.  

In 2006, the application of this article received much media attention when a Manfred van H. (also known as "Mahavo") was prosecuted for defamation for distributing rolls of toilet paper with the words "Koran, the Holy Koran" stamped on them.[54][55][56] The defendant claimed he wanted to protest the murder of Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh in 2004 and the London bombings of 2005. Beyond the sentence he also received death threats from Islamists and needed a police bodyguard.[56]

What is called "Blasphemy law" here is just protection of religious people, in particular minorities against persecution and incitement of hatred. You know, because last time when it was en vogue in Germany it led to millions of people being exterminated for their (alleged) religious affiliation.

If such a protection is called "Blasphemy law", the same would have to be said for laws protecting LGBT, disabled people, ethnic minorities and other vulnerable groups.

What they have on the books and what they enforce/how people live, are two very different things.

I appreciate that link, it's enlightening, I didn't know some of those countries still had it on their books.

However, the actual people living in Europe (at least Western Europe) ignore pretty much all of that. Everyone blasphemies all the time, nobody cares.

If anyone's religious, they generally keep it to themselves in the EU.

If they're religious in the US, they talk about it as if everyone else is as well, and pray for you and will pray to God to heal you from whatever affliction you have.

You pretty much cant' escape the religious fanaticism that exists in the US from the people. It's got nothing to do with the laws on the books (yet, but give the Christo-fascists time...), and everything to do with the insanity that is being religious in the US and making it a part of every aspect of your life, and forcing everyone else around you to participate whether they want to or not.

I've spent a good bit of time in Europe, and never once, not even remotely, have I ever been asked anything religious or had anyone talk about God, or Jesus, or offer to pray for me, etc.

I met a Tattoo artist the other day that said he'd pray for me and that Jesus can "do all things through Christ" (which I guess is Jesus doing everything through himself?) completely unprompted and without displaying anything other than a plain black t-shirt.

This happens constantly. Everywhere in the US. And if you're anywhere near a mega church, holy shit, those people are pure insanity. I've been to sermons where people are speaking in "tongues" and yelling jibberish, flopping about on the floor during a big tent-revival thing, hitting people to smack the "demons" out of them, screaming and rolling on the ground to escape demons (or praise God, it's difficult to tell sometimes), etc.

Nothing like that exists in western Europe to my knowledge. Or if it does, nothing even close to the scale it's displayed in the US exists.