Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh god please tell me this isn't a real thing

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 year ago

I could. But I'd prefer not to lie

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still in school?

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve been a dev at 8 places over 28 years and have never heard of this level of incompetence since git came along. Prior to git, with cvs, svn, tfs, vss - yeah, lots of incompetence because the tools sucked. Git solves all those problems tho!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The real problem is stupid/lazy people, which no amount of tooling can address.