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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 189 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They're going to take your job.

πŸ€“πŸ“šπŸ€šπŸ¦‹ Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

The β€œCEO” looks like he is 12 - typically LinkedIn BS

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s always open season on ceos!!!

[–] Cian@hispagatos.space 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

@LadyMeow @drolex Just choose the way

In the picture is written "Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual. Seen among others Luiggi Mangione.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 6 days ago

We must always sacrifice to the Deep Ones. For when the sacrifices stop, the dream will end. We shall all perish when Dagon awakes.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Orcas…?

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They have a hard on for yachts. People are hopeful that rng hits a billionaire eventually.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

And body knows it!!