M pox is so cliche. Bird Flu is hot.
ShaggySnacks
joined 1 year ago
Ah the classic way to say hello in Australian.
I would imagine there's a few high IQ people willing to be exploited because they get to work with their heroes: Shit Bag #1 and Shit Bag #2.
Alanis Morrisette plays
I hope the Republicans beat their old score when it comes to confirming a Speaker.
Off to the gulag, I go.
Sooo, anyone want to take bets that Bird Flu is going to be the next pandemic?
Narrator "It did in fact, apply to them."
SCOTUS "See, if the founding fathers really thought birth right citizenship was important. They would have put it in the Constitution. It's an amendment and we all know amendments were not part of the orginal text so therefore, we rule that the 14th amendment was never in enforce."
"Am I one of the goods ones" they say as they are being dragged off by ICE agents to a deportation camp.
"I am a legal citizen" they plea to an ICE agent. "Sure, you are. Just like everyone else in the van." The ICE agent laughs.
Polar bears care not if you are trans or cis. All is food.
Photo of a couple with one of them wearing a black t-shirt that says "I'm very vulnerable right now if any goth girls would like to take advantage of me.
Alt text:
Top image is Poochie on a bicycle slam dunking a basketball in a radical manner. The Sega logo is covering Poochie's face.
The writing on the bottom of the image says "Sega does what"
The bottom image is Ralph Wiggum sitting at a Coleco computer with an image of a cat and the letters C T. Ralph is trying to spell CAT.
The bottom text says "Super Nintendo Chalmers-Don't"
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[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Fuentes' porch]
fluxion: Oh my God, Old Man Fuentes hates shit.
bastion: Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Fuentes: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Charlie, it's one of those flaming bags again.
Charlie: Don't put it out with your boots, Nick.
Old Man Fuentes: Don't tell me my business, Devil Man. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.
[Old Man Fuentes steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Fuentes: Eck, poop again.
fluxion: He called the shit "poop".
[fluxion, ShaggySnacks, and bastion laugh hysterically]
bastion: This is the best night of my life.
[They continue laughing]
Old Man Fuentes: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.