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Child labour with 10 years of experience, 'AI-native' accepting 250k lines of Cursor code (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

need a put option stock market tutorial please

[โ€“] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

You just predict the exact date the company will fail, and buy the puts expiring the following month.