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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 189 points 1 week ago (7 children)

They're going to take your job.

πŸ€“πŸ“šπŸ€šπŸ¦‹ Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It’s always open season on ceos!!!

[–] Cian@hispagatos.space 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They have a hard on for yachts. People are hopeful that rng hits a billionaire eventually.

We must always sacrifice to the Deep Ones. For when the sacrifices stop, the dream will end. We shall all perish when Dagon awakes.

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