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This is actually a survival technique if you have water than may not be quite potable to drink, you can essentially drink through your ass and not get sick
Ass chugging for health sounds sus but I don't know enough about butt hydration to dispute it
It sounds logical to me that you wouldn't get sick, after all your poop isn't exactly sterile and so your colon is already shielding you from absorbing the bad stuff from it. What I question is how much hydration you'll really gain, you definitely absorb some since some folks can get drunk by dipping a tampon in vodka and putting it up there but I dunno about water..
In a different thread someone said that it's the opposite, you better drink the water because that would at least pose a chance of killing some threats, whereas if you butt-drink it it will be guaranteed to deliver everything as is
So I guess if I'm ever in a survival situation and this scenario comes up, it'll be Schrodinger's Buttchug
Internet comment of the day right there.
Do both