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[–] Dependent_Plenty_777@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Anyone who ever came close to shitting themselves at least once in their lives, knows that this is not one of those cases. You don`t just casually walk away when you feel it coming, you run for your dear life

[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As someone who is probably one of the top global experts on shitting yourself, having suffered from an a degeneration of parts of my intestine causing me to shit at rapid speed with warning times ranging from zero to one minute and this to shit myself at least once a week for two years, sometimes you walk and sometimes you run.

It depends on what’s going on internally when the shit strikes, sometimes legging it will trigger sphincter release but sometimes it won’t.

[–] Ok-Discipline9998@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] generativePI@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Underrated comment

[–] Szwedo@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

You have ibs? Crohns?

[–] Fun-Accountant8275@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is so true it hurts to read.

[–] Checkyopoop@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Always check your poop. It hosts many signals of your overall digestive health.

[–] antivirals_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

a shitter crowning himself as a top global shitter

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