What a nothing league, not only no fans but also no news on what happened? Isn’t anyone curious? Why did he leave? If this happened in any other league we would have an answer after TWENTY FOUR HOURS….?!
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He had the diarrea walk.
He had to take a break due to German labor law
Draxler: Become Human
had to take a shit obviously
That's the least urgent pooping emergency I've ever seen, he's strolling and even stops to play a pass.
Maybe cause business already done, just need a change
Makes me wonder if something serious happened to a family member and a staff member just told him from the sidelines. He looks distracted/sad. If he left the field to take a shit then it must be one hell of an urgent shit and I don't think he would just walk slowly down the tunnel. The way he left the field didn't look like he planned on coming back again to me
Sometimes moving slowly is your best defense. One clinch of the abdomen and you have an explosion
Maybe he played it really cool
Eric Dier
Is he already pissed
Puncheon special
Mit Stolz und Leidenschaft. 🔵⚪️
Anyone who ever came close to shitting themselves at least once in their lives, knows that this is not one of those cases. You don`t just casually walk away when you feel it coming, you run for your dear life
Well sometimes if you run you'll relax the muscles and release it all, gotta have that super focus.
no, if i wait too long i have to waddle to the toilet or my street will hear my farts and possibly more
As someone who is probably one of the top global experts on shitting yourself, having suffered from an a degeneration of parts of my intestine causing me to shit at rapid speed with warning times ranging from zero to one minute and this to shit myself at least once a week for two years, sometimes you walk and sometimes you run.
It depends on what’s going on internally when the shit strikes, sometimes legging it will trigger sphincter release but sometimes it won’t.
This is so true it hurts to read.
This guy shits
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a shitter crowning himself as a top global shitter
You have ibs? Crohns?
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Eric Dier knows
There was once I was doing a beep test in school. I was rather fit, and was able to stay in the test until I was one of the last few left. That also meant that I was pretty drained at that point.
However, when one's got to go, one's got to go. I bolted out of there at what was probably my personal best in 100m up till that point straight to the throne.
Tbf your best bet is to walk off, doesn’t arouse suspicion and doesn’t force any unintentional pressure that may cause a tragic explosion
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I'm surprised someone with a history of being so dedicated and committed would quit in the middle of a game like that.
Was it a game though? There was only half a dozen fans there. Dude probably thought he was at a training session and dived off early to get to the showers first!
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The irony here is he was one of the very few "younger" players that admitted his decision to head there was purely financially driven
Clown league. Clown players. If someone walks off during a game of 5 a side AstroTurf because they are losing, the rest of the players get seriously pissed off.
The guy you see when it’s following Draxler down the tunnel looks like Arabian Mr Bean
If you walk off the pitch during a professional football match but there's no audience around to see it, does it really matter?
Maybe he had to take a dump
He could save schalke
Man went searching for the fans because they sure are not in the stadium lol
Ive heard that name before. He's a German wonderkid
Must be disappointing to the fan who paid to watch him play
he better sits in an airplane already
He heard the move to arsenal finally on
Realised his chances of finally playing for Arsenal are dwindling away and it's time to call Higuain, Samba & co and make a move.
Antonio Brown?
Been an hour, anyone knows why he actually left? Was he injured and they had no subs left?
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He became aware of what he was doing after thinking on it. He decided to walk away from Omelas.
Jeff Hardy vibes
This league is better than MLS? Lolol
Probably needed a big poo
Most committed former high-profile player in the UAE
Led Tasso
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