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Reviews for all of them. If the name is below the number that's an automatic L
Atlanta: why lowercase and name?
Boston: fuck Boston
Brooklyn: goofy
Charlotte: highlighter
Chicago: number too small
Cleveland: Persian rug
Dallas: boring
Denver: I think that's the altitude and that's dumb
Detroit: 2K custom jersey
Golden State: invest in a ruler
Houston: whatever
Indy: would be okay without piss stain
Clips: what are the balls in the bottom right doing there?
Lakers: someone had too much fun with a protractor
Memphis: I can't read bar codes
Miami: not even gonna bother
Milwaukee: why?
Minnesota: Modell's clearance rack
NOLA: make up your mind with the paint bucket tool
Knicks: think I need to update my glasses
OKC: you aren't the We Believe Warriors
Orlando: invest in a color printer
Philly: can only be read in a sultry whisper
Phoenix: learn English
Portland: I don't think anyone even calls you "Rip City"
Sac: the fact that these are the best here is upsetting
San Antonio: name written with poop
Toronto: drink more water
Utah: ruined with tramp stamp
Washington: the collar was also turquoise until Poole found Gil's gun
You are very, very incorrect
Toronto has stuck with the same basic concept for all of theirs, which is to incorporate elements of past jerseys in a black/gold mix. The black and gold comes from Drake’s OVO label, since he is the team’s “global ambassador”.
IMHO this approach avoids the potential highs and lows we see with other teams in exchange for a fairly consistent look each year.