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[โ€“] shreks_burner@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reviews for all of them. If the name is below the number that's an automatic L

Atlanta: why lowercase and name?

Boston: fuck Boston

Brooklyn: goofy

Charlotte: highlighter

Chicago: number too small

Cleveland: Persian rug

Dallas: boring

Denver: I think that's the altitude and that's dumb

Detroit: 2K custom jersey

Golden State: invest in a ruler

Houston: whatever

Indy: would be okay without piss stain

Clips: what are the balls in the bottom right doing there?

Lakers: someone had too much fun with a protractor

Memphis: I can't read bar codes

Miami: not even gonna bother

Milwaukee: why?

Minnesota: Modell's clearance rack

NOLA: make up your mind with the paint bucket tool

Knicks: think I need to update my glasses

OKC: you aren't the We Believe Warriors

Orlando: invest in a color printer

Philly: can only be read in a sultry whisper

Phoenix: learn English

Portland: I don't think anyone even calls you "Rip City"

Sac: the fact that these are the best here is upsetting

San Antonio: name written with poop

Toronto: drink more water

Utah: ruined with tramp stamp

Washington: the collar was also turquoise until Poole found Gil's gun

[โ€“] JarekBloodDragon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Portland: I don't think anyone even calls you "Rip City"

You are very, very incorrect

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