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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon shares a family moment (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 107 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Interesting, I think this dad is completely imaginary, as is so often the case with greentexts

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Interesting, I think the father is an amalgamation of several real father responses summed into one

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The amount of reality bending going on in greentexts is unimaginable, so we might all be right

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone on the internet is a bot except you

[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, the jumper cables need to get some use