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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon shares a family moment (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tell him it's hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you're not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol' gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I sucked a guys's dick to build immunity aginst gayness, did I do this right?

(I'm kidding lol, I'm still virgin)

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

It does work, but because the antibodies wear off over time, it's necessary to regularly repeat the treatment. This is, in fact, a key driver of the success of Grindr

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

He got those good genes like that pants ad