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Conditional Baptism (lemmy.zip)
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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 months ago

Priest: If you are not yet baptised, I baptise you in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. Else break.

Parents: *sweating nervously*...else what