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My cell phone is in my dreams all the time. Usually I'm trying but failing to make or send text messages or phone calls.
It's when I succeed in my dream that I wake up in a panic and check my phone to make sure that I didn't actually carry it out in real life. So far so good.
The panicked "did I really send that text". Can't say I haven't been there.
As teenager I've once been in the "I received a weird text from you last night" situation. Never happened again in the 20 years since then, it still gives me a weird feeling when I'm at a hotel without a proper nightstand and I have to keep the phone in my bed for the night.
Shit, that happens to me on a weekly basis because I forget to lock my eee:;5788 on I live mannequin pants ggggg 674566;-&_+(6 the devil is tongue punching my asshole &+$76546???
You should get that checked out, like.. all of this (＠_＠;)
The devil wants some of that Pooptart.
The devil works in mysterious ways.
Oh I never actually did that, but my dreams are very vivid and sometimes I might confuse what is a real memory and what was my last night's dream.