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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess cringeheads would be more hip and funky with the young cool cats

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I will not be taking questions on how I recognise the extreme agedness of your terminology.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't be a jive turkey fool, lad. Just be groovy about it and don't mellow the poor fellow's swing.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Verily. Forsooth.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

you know, it's so pathetic

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 1 month ago

No need, it's obvious you are a cringehead lamer.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Taxi Driver, And Justice For All, Undergrads, Fritz The Cat, and this one dude who I saw who talked and looked like the pimp in Taxi Driver but was fatter and had sorta Tripp Pants. Seattle's wild dude

EDIT: We also gotta bring hip back. In certain old movies, it sounds like fresh, genuine slang. Not like nowadays where it sounds like someone who is out of touch. Must be tone and context.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

the pimp in Taxi Driver

That's Harvey Keitel!