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Anon plays the lottery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 174 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Money is the cause of most long term relationship struggles in the US. Talk to your fake girlfriend about what you desire to do with your fake money.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That sounds like too much work. Can't I just fake the conversation, too?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Only if you’re alright with faking up

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

The realness of your conversion should match the realness of your SO.