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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 155 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

I’m always disappointed that megameter isn't a common word. People will say “one thousand kilometers” instead of just “one megameter”.

[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Make it a gigameter for my 1000 megameter needs

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

The only bad thing about metric is that billionaires technically do have giga dollars.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of light nanosecond, which works out to roughly 30 cm.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Infinitely cooler than a "foot"

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which is also approximately 30 cm

[–] markz@suppo.fi 12 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, but those foot fetishists with their stinky units seem to think otherwise.

[–] exu@feditown.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is kibimeter a technically allowed measurement? That would be fun!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Can anyone say it isn't? You're using a valid prefix, so people will understand what you're saying, if they have no idea in hell why you're measuring out 1024 meters.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, the same way that kiloinches is technically allowed.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Engineers use milliinches all the time! They call it thous but it's the same thing.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

How about kilo-klick?

[–] warm@kbin.earth 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm more disappointed the world renamed one thousand million from milliard to billion.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"the world"?

If you came over to the other side of the pond, you'd find that most of Europe is still using milliard, billiard, trilliard etc.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Anglocentrism strikes again!

[–] CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that's one thing that's actually fine about the English language though. Constantly switching between something ending with "ion" to "iard" instead of just counting up doesn't make much sense to me personally.

Million (1A), Milliard (1B), Billion (2A), Billiard (2B) seems odd compared to Million (1), Billion (2), Trillion (3), Quadrillion (4)

I suppose the upside is that you don't have to learn as many prefixes, but it'll take another few years of inflation and wealth centralization (at least with currencies like the Euro, Dollar, or Pound) until Quadrillion is relevant in the financial sector and Mathematicians generally use letters. I suppose it makes other natural sciences a tiny bit easier, but there it's usually written in scientific notation anyways.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The million-milliard system means a billion has double the zeroes compared to million, trillion has triple the zeroes, etc. In the English system, a quadrillion has 15 zeroes, so 4 times 3 plus 3? A quadrillion should have 4*6=24 zeroes.

[–] CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I must admit I still don't see the point. Whether it's double/triple/quadruple of a million or just 3*n+1 doesn't seem to matter much. Of course it'd be better if a "thousand" was just called a "million" then, since that'd remove the +1, but the million milliard system doesn't seem to have any notable advantages otherwise, especially considering every "iard" step is a .5 one, which isn't much cleaner.

1,000 -> 3x0+1 zeroes

1,000,000 -> 3x1+1 zeroes

1,000,000,000 -> 3x2+1 zeroes

vs

1,000,000 -> 1x6 zeroes

(1,000,000,000 -> 1.5x6 zeroes)

1,000,000,000,000 -> 2x6 zeroes

(1,000,000,000,000,000 -> 2.5x6 zeroes)

1,000,000,000,000,000,000 -> 3x6 zeroes

[–] guy@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

In the long system: Million - 1 000 000¹ Billion - 1 000 000² Trillion - 1 000 000³

Short system: Million - 1 000² Billion - 1 000³ Trillion - 1 000⁴

It just doesn't follow as smoothly with the increase in power

[–] warm@kbin.earth 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crazy assumption.

While the word is still in use in some languages, the short system has mostly replaced the long system for numbering, especially in the English speaking world.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/milliard#Translations

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Crazy assumption. Yes, it's true for the English speaking world, but it's much more nuanced outside of it. Here's a map from Wikipedia:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales#/media/File:EScalas_corta_y_larga.svg

Keep in mind that your link to wiktionary only covers languages where it is spelled exactly "milliard".

[–] TeNppa@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

When translating to Finnish it's confusing sometimes:
Billion = miljardi = 1 000 000 000
Trillion = biljoona = 1 000 000 000 000
Quintillion = triljoona = 1 000 000 000 000 000 000
You can tell how bad a news site is when they translate billion to biljoona and thus making the amount 1000 times higher.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You probably want double new lines in your posts. Or two spaces at the end of your paragraphs but that's usually a bit annoying to do.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or just \ at the end, like so

Texty text text \
Text

Becomes
Like this

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So you escape the newline and you get a newline? That's some black magic voodoo. But hey if it works. Much simpler to handle than double space since you can see them and your phone doesn't try to make them into period space instead of space space.

Newlines with double space (or space backslash apparently) also let's you have newlines in a quote block without exiting the block. I see a lot of people struggle with that on Lemmy. E.g.

> A quote with multiple lines
Will eat the the newline 

Or exit if you don't handle the newline

will render as:

A quote with multiple lines Will eat the the newline

Or exit if you don't handle the newline

So you want to do

> A quote with multiple lines \
Will eat the the newline \
Or exit if you don't handle the newline

A quote with multiple lines
Will eat the the newline
Or exit if you don't handle the newline

Or add space space at the end instead of space backslash.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The inventors of Markdown thought they would do something devastatingly clever and eat newlines if the next line has content. That way, if you're writing Markdown in the Stone Age and your editor doesn't support soft-wrap (it's a stone tablet), you can do your own soft-wrap and Markdown will "helpfully" eat all the newlines (unless there are two or more).

Of course this has done nothing to help and instead caused chaos and confusion for anyone non-technical. Very clever

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It would be more useful if there were comments in markdown. Like, it's helpful when organising your writing and thoughts in LaTeX that you can write one line per sentence, double newline for end of paragraph. It becomes immediately clear when a sentence is too long and comments for collaborators (or yourself) are easier to handle than in something like Word or Google Docs. It's also simpler to move sentences around which is important for good writing.

[–] TeNppa@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks! Forgot to do that. Now edited.

[–] guy@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

The long system with milliard and billiard increases with every potens which makes sense. The short system on the other hand 🤷

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

biljoona

Heh that's a funny word.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago

You can tell how bad a news site is when they translate billion to biljoona and thus making the amount 1000 times higher.

Looks like we have something in common! Hämmästyttävä!

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Megameter gigameter,

Next thing is one astronomical unit.

And then we are using light years.

Not very linear those last two.

And I am sure that gigameters would still be better than light years.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

well neither astronomical unit nor light years use meters as a reference. and one of those isnt even accurate (AU)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think AUs are just meant to mean "far away (like much much further away than the pub)".

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

In Scandinavia we have "mil" which everyone uses, 1 mil, or Scandinavian mile as it is known in English, is 10km. Cuts down ln zeroes. I love this but no one else(outside of Scandinavia) uses it.I typically get a lot of pushback mentioning it to my international peers.

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweden and Norway only. Few people in Denmark know what a mil is. And virtually no one here uses it.

Yeah-yeah; something something Denmark. I know....

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[–] python@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

People will say “one thousand kilometers”

Will they though? I don't talk about distances that large anywhere near often enough to really need a shorthand for it, personally. Had to even look up what things are approximately 1000km apart to even know what to imagine it as (it's about the distance between Paris and Berlin).

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, every time I’ve ever heard someone use metric to describe distances of >999km, they keep using kilometers.

[–] guy@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweden is quite long, so talking about traveling>1 000 km is not uncommon, but here we have mil, which is equal to 10 km. So on my vacation I traveled 120 mil is more useful and common

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, over here a mil is 1/1000 of an inch, haha

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Comes up a literal metric ass load (8 bushels) when your talking about travel in the USA.

We big

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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 week ago

Especially with several thousand kilometres.

“Eleven mega metre” rolls off the tongue much better than “eleven thousands kilo metre” IMO.

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