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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 99 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

If Charlie Kirk gets entombed in a place of honor I'll make it my life's mission to excavate that fucker's body in the least respectful way possible.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is there a male equivalent to "Ding, dong, the witch is dead" one could sing/sound/play in hearing range. I found the British way of dealing with Thatcher that way inspiring.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

Comparing the two is insulting. She was an actual head of state and a true force of evil, this chump was a two bit podcaster, he deserves neither half flags, having a state burial, nor having any type of songs written about him.

Jesus christ, you're playing into their hands.

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