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"I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes" (media.piefed.social)

submitted 3 weeks ago by PugJesus@piefed.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Suddenly, the land on your side of the river spontaneously turns to lava. What do you do?"

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

seduce the lava, of course

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The DM, sporting a hollowed eyed thousand yard stare, slowly reached for the bottle and the large pack of painkillers. It took three party members to hold them down until the ambulance arrived with the sedatives.

Edit: But also, that's kinda hot.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Find out in the next season of our campaign: "Survival in the Lands of Lava". DM weeps quietly.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 7 points 3 weeks ago

Much like good moderators or party healers, the never-ending work of DMs is grossly underappreciated.