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[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You dont need to know yourself, just follow the instructions the doctor gives you before the procedure. Usually fasting, maybe a rinse.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hang them on the fence inside out and hose them down with a garden hose.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I mean, it's not the first option I'd go with but it is certainly one of the ideas I've ever heard

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes they send entirely inadequate instructions you know aren't going to work and then you have to go more than once. That's a pain in the ass.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

To be fair, even going one time will be a pain the ass. Returning a second time will be another pain in the ass.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

how do I know if I did a good job or not though? Do I just gotta trust that I followed the instructions correctly?

I'm just sayin give me a lil camera so I can check.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

Oh... you will know, because you will only be shitting clear liquid, every 30-90 minutes half way through the protocol.