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So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!
Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.
Requirements: Build a boat.
Add some pontoons and call it a day.
adds them to the bottom, flips immediately
Add bigger pontoons.
Move the call.
You have to build it first, so that the customer can say "Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don't know what that's called though."
"Ah shit i forgor" *seals up the whole bus so it doesn't leak and floats" there, perfect!
I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.