Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by lemmyng@piefed.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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... not nearly as groundbreaking as the shovel!

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[–] Reyali@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh I love this and had to expand on it. Here’s what I’ve ended up with.

What’s the most boring invention? The drill

What’s the most ground-breaking invention? The shovel

What invention sucks the most? The vacuum

What’s the most pointless invention? The wheel

What’s the most empowering invention? The generator

[–] Riddle@discuss.online 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The whiteboard is the most remarkable invention though.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

The net is quite captivating.