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[โ€“] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dear Mr. Holloway.

I will be attending your wedding. I choose you as my Minus One. Please do not show up.

Bless,
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

4 funerals and a wedding