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[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Stars (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As long as my woman has an earth-shattering orgasm, I don't care how she gets there.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do you care of you're not a meaningfull part of it?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you think a vibrator being involved and being a meaningful part of an orgasm are mutually exclusive? Hint: They're absolutely not.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What part are you playing, that is as equally meaningful as being the direct stimulus that is necessary for orgasm, that isn't also present when one is the direct stimulus? Being what brings a woman to orgasm is about as meaningful as it gets when it to comes to sex, next to the intimacy.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you believe the only reason to have sex is to reach an orgasm and that the only valuable contribution to it is being the one that does it, then sure, but there's so much more to it than that.

Now, I wanna be clear. I'm not telling you how to have sex. I'm not saying the way you want to have it is wrong. If you want to be the one doing it and no vibrators involved, there's nothing wrong with that. But acting like that's the only way to have sex? No, there are so many more.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yet you can't specify any that aren't covered by orgasm or intimacy?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Do you want me to talk about my sexual preferences?

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not about me.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

So...no...or?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think being there while she does it is a turn on.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is never being why she orgasms a turn on?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Watching her orgasm is. Plus cunnilingus usually works.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago

Then she doesn't need the vibrator...

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

If she get multiple earth shattering orgasms, it's even better.