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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (18 children)

Step 1) Exit Puberty

Step 2) Have a real socio-economic incentive to get up at 6am.

Step 3) Stop drinking caffeine after 4pm. Stop drinking booze after 8pm. (Stop drinking booze entirely, even)

Step 4) Gene Therapy

Step 5) Find out if you snore. If you're snoring, you're not going to get enough sleep during the night, which will make you groggy af in the early morning.

Step 6) At 6am, when your alarm clock goes off, it helps if you really, really, really need to pee.

[–] SpicyLengthiness@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Explain 4 please. And with 5, if you do snore, then what? How do you solve it?

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

4 doesn't seem to be a real thing because the only gene therapy for sleep that I could find were trials centered around GT for sleep apnea.

Listing gene therapy like you can just go to the doctor and request it is pretty disingenuous since insurance companies will make you jump through 10,000 hoops before even attempting something as expensive as gene therapy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

5 is a sleep apnea thing. i snore (very lightly unless i'm congested) but don't have sleep apnea. snoring can be an indicator, but there's not a 1:1 correlation

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