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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 89 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

"don't commit two crimes at once". I heard stories about a criminal gang getting caught red handed because they parked illegally. Imagine getting pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt just for them to find drugs

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

The greatest example is al Capone. Tax evasion is what got him for everything else.

If he had just paid his dues!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Son of Sam got caught because of a parking ticket