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I proposed a hypothetical plan while high, would it work in court? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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TLDR If I get arrested for being topless as a trans women the outcome would either be
1: it's illegal, which would be a win for trans women as we would be considered closer to cis women, or
2: it's legal which would be a win for free the nipple movement because it could be argued "that trans women can do it and their boobs are the same as ours"

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[–] lattrommi@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Breaking news from the Florida Supreme court: EVERYONE must wear either a shirt which fully covers the nipples and belly-button or a wool turtleneck sweater in public in Florida, at all times, from now on, including at the beach, regardless of gender, sexuality or minority skintone, according to the new 'no nipples' nevenude law. In a surprise move, Florida Governor Ron Destainus upon hearing the news is quoted as saying "Okay, what the fuck? Maybe we should rein it in a little... Too far people, too far...", a unique position for him to take, wanting less government abuse and overreach for once and sources say he only sold 2 natural parks to the highest oilcom bidder shortly after that quote, a record low. All university volleyball tournaments have been cancelled due to confusion with the 'shirts versus shirts' matches.

/s obviously but that's my take on what would happen and my best The Onion impression attempt.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nipples and foreskin must be removed at birth. To prevent mass hysteria.

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Add in an "Anti-Navel" law where it is forbidden to have a navel after birth.