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The only way one should code C btw. (feddit.org)

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I'd never get anything done, as I'd imagine my lovely friend's accent reading this shit out. Selecione * de tbl_minha-tabela onde nome não é nulo Hahaha! I love it!

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

That reminds me, I had to modify a program written in VB once. The guy who created it wrote every table, every column, every view in Portuguese, WITH ACCENTS! It works, we simply have to put everything between brackets, but it doesn’t add anything to clarity. It looks awful and seems pedantic.